So, that just happened…
So, that just happened…
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.
As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.
motherfuck yeah, ohio!
literally everyone in nj curses you cannot escape
us marylanders are nice but 90% of the time theres a fucking swear somewhere in our sentance
keep your eyes peeled
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
A song you like with a color in the title
A song you like with a number in the title
A song that reminds you of summertime
A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
A song that needs to be played LOUD
A song that makes you want to dance
A song to drive to
A song about drugs or alcohol
A song that makes you happy
A song that makes you sad
A song that you never get tired of
A song from your preteen years
One of your favorite 80’s songs
A song that you would love played at your wedding
A song that is a cover by another artist
One of your favorite classical songs
A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
A song from the year that you were born
A song that makes you think about life
A song that has many meanings to you
A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
A song that moves you forward
A song that you think everybody should listen to
A song by a band you wish were still together
A song by an artist no longer living
A song that makes you want to fall in love
A song that breaks your heart
A song by an artist with a voice that you love
A song that you remember from your childhood
A song that reminds you of yourself
PLEASE DO THIS! I wanna playyyyy. lol
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
accurate
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort)
nicki in the background
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Benedict Cookiebatch
Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.
be proud of yourself benedict
you won lifeIt’s literally a Batch of cookies. I am 1,000,000% done.